Popcorn? - popped
Wine? - poured
TV? - on
Children? - currently melting down as OddJob pulls them out of the tub and puts them down for the night.
We are READY!! For a night of flipping between the VP debate (cue the 'Flounder from Animal House' - "this is gonna be GREAT!!!") and the Cubs game!!
Voting - will be assigned to the team that steps on their collective dicks THE LEAST in the next 5 weeks....
Or the team that makes it to the World series!! Go Cubbies!
1 week ago